Thursday, April 16, 2009

When Kitty Eyes Are Smiling.

[An extremely animated conversation is taking place between three extremely jobless and highly bored retards. They are quite precariously seated near the murky jheel right in front of the UG Arts building. They are talking about what animals they resemble....]

Shreya tells me i look just like a snake...and then goes on to talk about the pretty snake at resides in the jheel...and in a state of sudden euphoria and slight madness, contorts her face into something that she says resembles that of the prety snake..i immediately intervene and make another face which might be better suited for the snake...Soumi is unnerved. Then Shreya declares she looks like a horse and all three of us agree. She IS Hayavadana. Soumi's uncanny resemblance to a persian cat does not escape us either and then a heated debate starts between Shreya and me about who looks more like a cat. Soumi concludes that Shreya is more feline (much to my chagrin) and Shreya rubs it in by saying she has more grace and poise. (Hey! What about me? :( Nobody loves me anymore!!) Sigh...The battle might be over but the Kitty War is still on! :x

5 comments:

  1. Haha you complete loser. Haha!

    I did NOT say grace and poise. And why are you neglecting to mention the various contortions you performed to convince us of your feline looks?

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  2. MUST you reveal our real identities to the anonymous reader?!
    :O

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  3. yes i know...i contorted and convoluted my face in a remarkably vicious (yet appealingly funny[?]) way.....go die.

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